Secret Glasses

What made me laugh today...

While roughhousing with Hudson my soft contact became dislodged. After a couple blinks it ended up on my cheek just under my eye. Hudson stared at it in astonishment. As I went to the bathroom to reinsert it, Hudson followed moaning:

Oh, no!
Oh, NO!
Oh, no!

He calmed down after I let him see the contact lens before I put it back in, and moved it around on the cornea to show where it was. I told him they were like glasses, but they were "secret glasses".

After all, it is important for a four year old boy to know that he hasn't just knocked out daddy's eye.