The bullies

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A few years back when I was in my early teens I was walking along the street in my hometown. I happened to notice a little girl skipping along towards me on the other side of the road, she was all pigtails and freckles and smiles and couldn't have been more than 7 or 8. As she skipped towards the entrance to the park 2 boys, clearly several years older than her, emerged from the park and she was unable to avoid them and crashed into one of them.
I stood astonished as the scene unfolded in front of me and these 2 lads started shoving this little girl around. When I saw one of the lads lifting his hand to punch the girl in the face I saw red mist descending. I couldn't stand and watch this anymore. I crossed the road and my fists started flailing and boots started swinging. I was like a wildman. I fought with a savagery that I didn't think I had.
Between the 3 of us we totally kicked the crap out of that little girl.

Star Trek and the Holy Grail

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Brilliant!

Calcium

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Who Needs A Movie?

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How to Spot a Canadian

Canadians are a tricky people to distinguish. They are often able to blend into a society and appear to be American, British, French or any other number of nationalities. This site will provide you with some tips and tricks to help you recognize a Canadian no matter where you are.

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Overheard at Ottawa Macdonald-Cartier Airport last week:

Cheerful traveller: So, has anyone told you today that you're beautiful?
Female Customs Agent: No...
Cheerful traveller: Well, don't worry. I'm sure somebody will.

Found in Google Earth

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Dog Training

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This may be harder than we thought.

The Halfwit

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A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan.

The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Church Fight

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More Cowbell

To set this up, you first need to go to YouTube and see the Saturday Night Live sketch called "More Cowbell"

Now there's a web site called MoreCowbell where you can upload your own mp3, adjust the amount of cowbell and Christopher Walken sound bytes and then listen to it. There's also a "recent cowbell" page where you can listen to what others have been doing. Very funny stuff.

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