More Knitting

What could you knit using only red licorice strings and a pair of chopsticks? If you really want to know go here. Total calories: 302. If you decide to make them please don't let me know about it.

What made me laugh today...

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She says, "How often do I have to do that?"