Bad Valentine Gifts

Amazon.com has posted a list of forty gifts that would be totally inappropriate for Valentine's Day. The list includes

• 32oz of Wolf Urine,
• Tapeworms: A Medical Dictionary, Bibliography, And Annotated Research Guide To Internet References,
• Cleavage Cupcakes Gel Bra Inserts 1 set by Her Look Enterprises, and
• A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates.

As I look at the gifts though, I see a couple that might be acceptable under the right circumstances. For example, I'd take the Dyson vacuum just because I'm curious to see if it works as well as the commercials say. So, which gift would you be willing to accept on Valentine's Day?

What made me laugh today...

A man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."