If God Used A Computer

Here's how Genesis would have read if God had used a Unix-based computer to create the earth. A bit geeky, but fun.

What made me laugh today...

WARNING!!

A scam is being pulled in the city, mainly on men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young topless woman comes up and begins to wash your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me three times Friday and twice on Saturday.

I wasn't able to find them on Sunday.