Tooth Paint

This guy has a website showing off all the teeth he has painted. He does nice work. However, many of the teeth are quite yellow and disgusting-looking. No, he can't do living teeth since the paint has to be fired in order to set.

What made me laugh today...

A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot. Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking spot, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and tithe faithfully."
Miraculously, a parking spot appeared.

He looks up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."