Jesus Pets

Say you have a dog or a cat. What happens when the rapture occurs? How will your pet survive, assuming it is not caught up with you in the clouds? JesusPets.com is a community of heathen pet lovers who will, for a fee, take care of your pets when you are taken.

There, now you're prepared.

What made me laugh today...

(I'm pretty sure the chain is welded into that position)