Recognize this poem?

If you know any french at all you should be able to recognize this poem:

Homme petit d'homme petit, s'attend, n'avale
Homme petit d'homme petit, à degrés de bègues folles
Anal deux qui noeuds ours, anal deux qui noeuds s'y mènent
Coup d'un poux tome petit tout guetteur à gaine

Stuck? Say it out loud. Still no? Here's a hint.

What made me laugh today...

An old couple are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Woman!" The old man looks at his wife and replies "I'll have the soup."