God's Coffee

Looking for a new type of fundraising? God's Coffee comes in ten blends including:

• Genesis: A great way to begin your day
• Prodigal Son: Coffee worth coming home to
• Lazarus: To help you rise and shine
• Solomon's: The richest coffee in the world
• Samson's: Our strongest blend, and
• Thomas' Decaf: So good you won't believe it's decaf

I would have called one "Holy Joe", but maybe no one would remember the reference.

What made me laugh today...

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."