Digging Through the Earth

The cartoon characters did it all the time -- digging a hole in the ground and coming out on the other side of the earth. But where, exactly would you end up? According to this web site, I would end up in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

I'll have to be careful when I put in my fence posts this summer.

What made me laugh today...

The following comments were seen in Internet Relay Chat (IRC) rooms:

• #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
• The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
  And then it hit me.
• oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
  sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
• I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.