Used Tombstones

What made me laugh today...



I have three questions:

1 - What are the chances that this thing will sell?
2 - Why does the former owner not need it any more?
3 - Why does the seller have a toll-free number?

Somebody should tell this guy that the "used tombstone business" he just bought is really the local cemetary, and that he should stop his "clearing-out sale".